How To Get Suspended in AJ?

Hey guys so today I will be posting more stuff in my blog on the next few days. This will be the first blog post episode of the How To series.

Wanna get banned? It's a pretty stupid idea (ikr). But sometimes jammers do it for fun though. These are the things you should do in order to get banned.

xDxDxD infinity times.

So you must know that in order to get suspension and ban, you must say cuss and swear words to have it. But since we have nm chat problems, it will be a little difficult. Bad words to say:

-fact you beach
-you beach
-fact u beach
-fuk

But not all will work. Some will give you a warning message and the others will be simply blocked.
-test icicles
-she it
-pack yo beach
-pack u beach
-ask hold

And others just tripped and escaped and will never be blocked.
-test is
-a hold
-fact off

Lolz why did I think of this idea? I dunno but whatever.

See you in the next blog post jammahs!

A New Bunny Order on the Return of the Phantoms!

So today guys I found a new bunny order in the adventure, Return of the Phantoms Hard Mode, thanks to a jammer who joined in the hosted adventure.

The new order I found is Daisy, Snowball, Jack, and Oliver.
You must click the last chest or the bottom right chest to get a rare. Hope it works! It worked for me.

Stay awesome pplz and see you in the next blog. :)

Non Member Rare Item Monday! (December 21, 2015)

I know that this is pretty too late but I don't really care anymore. This will be the first blog of the Non Member Rare Item Mondays. We must celebrate things that AJ gave freely to us.

"Today's rare item is going to keep paws warm all winter long... Pick up a pair of Rare Candy Cane Socks and let the Jamaalidays roll!

These Rare Candy Cane Socks sure are festive!

Jam on, don't scam on!"- Daily Explorer description of the Rare Candy Cane Socks.

So, the Rare Candy Cane Socks are actually a little in demand among non member jammers. But most of the time, they keep offering a Freedom [Top] Hat for it. But it is actually unfair. It actually deserves the recent Rare Item Mondays like the Rare Snowboarding Helmet thing or old nm RIM's like Rare Bunny Hat or Rare Patched Hat. Hope this helps Jammers!

See you in the next blog post tho. x sniff x sniff s xniff

Sky High Cheat!

Well if you don't want to watch a long YouTube video, well, you came to the right place. Getting nice stuff in Sky High is pretty tricky, but it has only one step and one rule. It's simple if you can maneuver you avatar well.

How to get nice stuff in Sky High anyway?
-Just collect less gems and you get the nice rare stuff on the go. :D

So simple. Goodbye for now jammers and see you in the next blog post.

Membership is Bad. (Part Two)

Now this is the second part of the Membership is Bad. Series. So this is the second reason why membership is just a waste of money.

Animal Jam is a game, isn't it? So why spend money just for a kids' game? It's not fair. Your'e actually brainwashed. Btw it is a game for toddlers.

AJ and its head quarters, AJHQ, keeps telling jammers to be fair. In trading. In playing. In everything. But do you think membership is fair? It isn't. So why be fair if the game mechanics itself is very unfair?

AJ, it doesn't make sense at all. Being fair all the time is worthless and useless.

Anyway don't tell me to shut up because you are a non-member. Lol I know you would be saying that.

Stay safe and awesome jammers! See you in the next post. Goodbye.

My Wanted AJ Items So Far.

This is quite demanding however. No, no, no. I'm not forcing you. Today I would like to share my dream items in AJ.

--Freedom Collection
--All Colors of the Rare Glove
--All Colors of the Rare Fox Hat
--All Colors of the Rare Bow and Arrow
--All Colors of the Worn Blanket
--Purple Non-Rare Bow
--Waffle Cone Display
--Ice Cream Cake Freezer
--Snowman Fridge thing
--And finally a rare bunny hat lol and rare nerd and rare backpack.

Such a long list, eh? Thought so. Anyway, have a nice day jammers! (of jamaa)

Good Members.

Obviously, not all members are snobbers. There are those that end up being your buddies at some strange situations.

First Situation: She's not really my buddy, but were sorta friends. I was acting like a guard in the Dinner Party then she said, "Look at my beautifully-trimmed moustache."-Pink Sheep Excerpt.

Then she asked me, "Is it beautiful?" I said, "Yeah?" Then she was happy. We just jagged each other afterwards and I never saw her again. We are still friends tho.

Second Situation: I said in the Adventure Base Camp, "Someone plz host return phantoms hard (ik wrong grammar)." Then someone volunteered then after we did the adventure, she jagged me, "BUDDY ME." That's it. 

Third Situation: Me and other two people were left in the Trading Party. Then I traded bow with a girl member. Then, she added me.

Weird times. Weird points. What a funny life, isn't it?

Cya jammers for the next blog. Goodbye.